EDIT: THIS WAS 8 YEARS AGO YOU GUYS WTF
Elisa succumbs to yet another trend
Magic Talking Live Journal: So, Elisa, what did YOU do today?
Elisa succumbs to yet another trend
Magic Talking Live Journal: So, Elisa, what did YOU do today?
Elisa Koler: Well, Magic Talking Live Journal, I got up early this morning and went to my first day of work at Luke Casteel and Associates. I sorted dead corporate law files into boxes in the basement of the Fisher Business Center. I got all the way up to 1996!
MTLJ: Holy crap!
EK: Yes. It was highly enjoyable. Almost as much fun as Disneyland.
MTLJ: Can you tell me something interesting about corporate law, Elisa?
EK: I'm sorry, I can't.
MTLJ: Oh. (whispers) Is that because the information you are privy to is confidential?
EK: No. It's because there is nothing interesting about corporate law! And even if there was, I wouldn't have noticed because this morning I was asleep and awake at the same time!
MTLJ: Ha ha ha ha!
EK: After three hours in a very small room with lots of papers, I went home and ate a peanut butter sandwich. Then I went to work at the synagogue. I made and ate lots and lots of knish!
MTLJ: I LOVE knish!
EK: That is because I love knish, and I created you.
MTLJ: Yes, master.
EK: Anyway, while I was at work, my boss punched me in the kidney with a broom!
MTLJ: Ha ha ha ha!
EK: Actually, it hurt a lot. But he said he was sorry.
MTLJ: What an exciting day you have had! What happened afer you were assaulted with a cleaning implement?
EK: Well, I went home and took a shower, because I had somehow managed to get brownie mix in my hair. That was pretty much my day. What about you?
MTLJ: Well, I was just created about 15 minutes ago, and I feel great!
EK: So I guess that makes me kind of like God.
MTLJ: Yes Master.
EK: I love you, Magic Talking Live Journal!
MTLJ: You are my best friend!
EK: Sorry, I'm taken.
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