I have always wanted a sworn enemy. Here are the reasons why:
1. Someone to blame all my problems on. Like Satan, only a real person that everyone would admit actually exists, so everyone would be on board.
2. So I could name-drop and sound really mysterious. "So-and-so, my sworn enemy ..."
3. Something about Vietnam.
Anyway, I have neglected to mention until now that I actually have a nemesis! Her name is Heather Brinkerhoff and she is in my major. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a blog, so she may never see this.
But some day, some sweet day, I will brinker her hoff. Mark my words.
Mwa ha ha ha.