23 March, 2009

My nemesis

I have always wanted a sworn enemy. Here are the reasons why:

1. Someone to blame all my problems on. Like Satan, only a real person that everyone would admit actually exists, so everyone would be on board.

2. So I could name-drop and sound really mysterious. "So-and-so, my sworn enemy ..."

3. Something about Vietnam.

Anyway, I have neglected to mention until now that I actually have a nemesis! Her name is Heather Brinkerhoff and she is in my major. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a blog, so she may never see this.

But some day, some sweet day, I will brinker her hoff. Mark my words.

Mwa ha ha ha.

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