Years I have lived: 25
Years I have left: 80
Goals I have:
Goals that require me to be married or close to it: 5
Goals that require me to have children: 2
Goals that I can do whenever the hell I want: 63
So you know, there's that.
If I start talking a lot about Scrabble tournaments and hot air balloon rides and travelling to the East China Sea,* you'll now know where it's coming from.
*These are all actual life goals.