This dog needs a good home, and I think I want to give him one.

Adorable, no? Found him on craigslist.

"Free dog to good home. He is a mutt, but a very sweet and well behaved one. Great with other dogs and pets. He is about three and a half years old. Has shots and been neutered. House broken and does not chew. He is a very mild mannered dog and does best in a quiet environment. But don't let that fool you, he loves hiking and anything outdoors. Answers to Duke or Doofus Marie."