Inside Joke

My friend Robbie is totally lame. When I want to sleep and try to get him to talk to me so I can fall asleep easier, he doesn't even help me. What a really bad friend. I mean after all I've done for him. We are like super tight and we even have a secret handshake ... and he won't help me when I really need him. Lame. Lame lame lame lame lame. To the nth power he is lame. I mean geez.