Of course, I'm sure you all remember what an inverse parabola looks like.
But just in case.
Him: This week sucks.
Me: Agreed. TOTALLY sucks.
Him: Guess what? I am driving to Yakima!
Me: No way! That is only a few hours from me!
Him: Come visit me please maybe?
The day after that.
Me: So, Snoqualmie Pass is really snowy and I don't think my little Korean car can make it.
Him: Then I shall come TO YOU!
Him: I must leave now.
Car drives away.
But seriously, who else is awesome and spontaneous enough to come visit me for only one day and go for a walk and eat cupcakes and watch The Shining (and comfort me when I almost peed myself from terror 'cause that movie is SUPER SCARY) and eat breakfast and then leave?
Nobody, that's who.
He is the y to my y = ±