I was enumerating my celebrity crushes to my friend Collin tonight and I realized something.
My Celebrity Crushes:
1. Alan Rickman
2. Christopher Walken
3. Christian Bale
See any destructive patterns here? Emo, brooding, deep-voiced, angry, drunks.
Also, my favorite Ninja Turtle was always Rafael. He was also deep, brooding, acid-tongued and filled with rage he could neither conquer nor explain.
If only someone could tame him......
This has led to every problem I have ever experienced in love.