29 October, 2009

Top Three pick-up lines which have been directed at me

These were so crazy they went all the way from weird to funny and then back to weird again.

1. "If you get roofied tonight, give me a call."
2. "You remind me of my ex-wife, except more smart, and more sexy."
3. "I have a porcelain doll at home that looks just like you."

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