An incomplete list I made in the MTC. It's as true now as it was then.
THINGS I HAVE LEARNED ON MY MISSION
1. I am not as funny as Cori thinks I am (7/5)
2. Silence is not unpleasant (7/6)
3. Missionaries are people, except they are on a mission (7/6)
4. Most men don't realize what they are doing wrong, so you have to tell them (7/9)
5. The reason why I shower so much is because I smell (7/16)